i made me a beard

inspired by i made you a beard's etsy shop, i made a felt beard! looks a bit like the groundskeeper willie's, from The Simpsons.

and then posed sexily in it. of course.

i showed a picture of it to my boss. her response was, "you're weird. what's the significance of the beard? am i just out of touch?" my boss is awesome.

the oatmeal honey vodka and the gin are both amazing. homemade gin, however, gives you crazy dreams.

the other night, after testing it out, i had a dream that i was an alien visiting earth. because i was an alien, i didn't have a soul (or at least, not a typical earth soul), so all these ghosts started following me and were trying to possess me. i wasn't sure if they could, but i didn't want to find out, so i got a spray bottle and filled it with water. i blessed it with a catholic blessing to make it holy water, and would spritz it at the ghosts. they would retreat a bit after being spritzed. and then i woke up.